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hai karate, deep sea kayaking, banana runts, lawn ornaments, monastic chanting, werewolves, do it yourself abortion kits, breakfast for dinner, firewood of all types, vintage cookie cutters, hot air balloons, ancient cave art, totalitarian architecture, cookies and cream (but not the ice cream), Hawaiian big wave surfing, pre Columbian art, curling, emperor penguins, out of court settlements, art deco lamps, the various species of fish in the Amazon river, office stationary, buildings between 5 and 8 stories tall, moon rocks, pop rocks, crack rocks, inappropriate laughter, eating in the shower, two left feet, foggy bottom, Nessie, the lost but not forgotten dodo bird, riding bicycles drunk and high, the names and address of 119/911 operators, Mexico-new Zealand diplomacy and relations, the state of public restrooms in the Punjab state of India, hookah bars, Sierre Leone conflict diamonds, the underground railroad, the underground sex trade, wearing red on Sundays Mondays but never Fridays, car-marines (cars/submarines), the laugh the head blue meanie in yellow submarine does where he lays on his back and kicks his feet up, scrubbing the poop deck, faking my own death, Art Porn, Fresh coconut jelly, picking the noses of the handicap, art brut, teh other end of the rainbow, charting the songs of blue robins, all members of menudo, the sound of chainsaws, Elizabethan torture device, Whore management, dotting I's and crossing T's, singing sweetly, the end of the road, stories about kids who fell down wells and the people who save them, awkward pauses in conversation, Taco bell and why Jamaicans couldn't handle it, Clown poetry, rare Taino toenail clippings, the pot calling the kettle black, retard poetry, the cover sheet on folder paper, farting loudly in job interviews, half used sticks of deodorant, attending funerals and going "Thank God so this is my Uncle Job, Thank Heavens", fondling artwork in museums, peeing out windows, those smokestacks you sometime see in the middle of NYC streets, peanut butter and ky jelly sandwiches, judge maybelline from divorce court, universal remote controls, ADHD research in marijuana users, watching partial brain lobotomies, screaming oops at random moments, falling into the gap, falling up stairs, high jump meets, anus beads, counting the number of needles on pine trees, telling waiters that there's a student discount when there isn't, taking used plates back to the buffet, screaming "I object" while witnesses' are being sworn in, LA lights, LA gear, The LA freeway, abandoned subway tunnels, placebo effects, Tatlinâs memorial to the new rold order, I
<3 Ny T-shirts, States of mind, Me.
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